I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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