i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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