She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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