yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Life is so much better after having sex.
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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