Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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