Church boner. Awkwardddd
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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