Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
