no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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