People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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