Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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