yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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