every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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