why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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