Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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