the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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