Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I think a kid would responsible me up
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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