About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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