i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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