It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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