it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i've created a new STD.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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