You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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