Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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