I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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