I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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