they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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