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I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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