Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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