this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
