even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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