Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
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what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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