Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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