Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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