Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
