Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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