no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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