Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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