There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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