butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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