Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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