i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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