so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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