I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
