when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I wish you could order shots online.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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