whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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