these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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