I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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