I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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