what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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