I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We're too hungover to prance.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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