we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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