Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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