i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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