just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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