my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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