What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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