Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Can Purell be used as lube?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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