There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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