I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake