Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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